If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quor...

My neighbour who's also like me blushes after seeing me. Is she interested in me?

I sing at 3 am. Everyone wakes up. Do I sing that good?

Peace ✌🏻 🕊️

People make funny faces after seeing me. Am I supposed to laugh?

Everyone kisses me. It's annoying man. How to stop this?

Dakshita 💗

Everyone carries me. I'm tired. How shall I gain weight?

I slept on sofa but in the morning I was on bed. Is it magic or paranormal activity?

My mother sings heavenly. Did I got her genes?

I'm thinking whether I'm smart enough to crack my exams. Shall I start preparing?

I fake cry but now I'm not getting attention. Is everyone losing interest in me?

My mom feeds me. Why does my dad don't do that? Is he that busy?

My cheeks hurt so much. Is it a kind of cheek cancer (Google told)?

My mother's friend has a daughter. She treats me really well. Am I gaining feelings for her?

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?